I have been wanting to go on another vacation since me and my girlfriend cancelled our spring trip to China and Dia De Los Muertos trip to Mexico due to our lack of funds. China was way to expensive and required way too much time off that we didn’t have, especially since Trisha switched jobs and had to cash out all her leave. Time off is worth way more than the actual money they cut her. So in exchange, we ended up going on a Royal Caribbean cruise of the Southern Caribbean. We flew from LAX to Atlanta (where we experienced southern hospitality in the form of proper etiquette in words but not in body language. It seemed forced.) and then onto San Juan, Puerto Rico on Airtran (one of the most uncomfortable rides ever). We ended up staying one night in Old San Juan at the Hotel El Convento, which is a 5 star hotel at about $225/night. But I don’t regret staying there for one night, too much to stay there any longer though.

Hotel El Convento

Hotel El Convento
Old San Juan was hot, humid, dirty, and full of tourists, but I loved it. The residents were very nice and I didn’t feel any different than being in some neighborhoods in LA. Almost everyone speaks english (some better than me) and styles and music are not too much different from what we listen to in the states. I don’t know if it was by coinciudence, but it seemed that people would dress to match the pastel painted buildings.

Old San Juan Mural

Old San Juan Sculpture

Old San Juan Fortress

Old San Juan
Before boarding the ship, me and Trisha went on a tour of the El Yunque Rainforest. It was really beautiful, including the refreshing waterfall that we chilled under for a good 15 minutes. We were sad when we found out that Puerto Rico didn’t really have any large animals. Our tour guide took us on a pretty nice tour of the San Juan countryside where we saw people cooking up whole pigs for post-mass enjoyment.

El Yunque Rainforest
After leaving port, I started to notice how sea sick I get and I soon had to put the acupressure wristbands on and take the dramamine. I slept a lot the first day at sea cause of the medication. Trisha wasn’t too happy about that but I couldn’t do anything about it.
At our first dinner we found out that we didn’t bring the right type of clothing, thinking there would just be two formal nights. I brought white tees and shorts for non-formal days but it seemed that most people still dressed pretty well. Our dining partners never made us feel like we were dressed badly so it was okay. We were at a table with three sets of honeymooners. Two couples from Ohio and 1 couple from Puerto Rico. They were all pretty cool but the two Ohio couples were super tall (we’re talking 6 feet tall and up, making us feel super short) and one of them even played in the CFL (Canadian Football League).
There were many things to do on the ship. We went rock climbing (I got to the top but Trisha didn’t), played mini-golf, chilled in the jacuzzi, played ping pong, watched shows, went to crazy passenger interactive game shows, went clubbing, participated in towel and napkin folding classes, drank, ate, ate, and ate. We ate a lot on the ship and due to the lack of seats in the dining area, we ended up sitting with other couples which we got to know a little about. The thing was even though there was more than 3000 passengers onboard, we seemed to always bump into the couples we met over and over again.
First, we stopped at Aruba where there was not much to see around the port. It was just a place to buy jewelry, souvenirs, eat, and drink. We did go on a huge journey though the hood looking for some desserts that were only found in Aruba. After talking to many residents, no one seemed to know what we were talking about. We also took a snorkeling trip where we got to see a huge shipwreck that was only about 15 to 20 feet from the water’s surface. It was so full of marine life but the current was so strong that my muscles started to give out so I cut it short. We also checked out a museum in hopes of getting to the top of a tower for a better view of Oranjestad, but after paying to get in we found out we weren’t allowed to go up there.

Museum Tower in Oranjestad, Aruba

Sculpture in Oranjestad, Aruba
Next, we went to Curacao where the skyline was beautiful. They had this crazy bridge that help people get across the channel. We actually went on a tour where the driver just zoomed through Curacao and didn’t even stop except to bring us to a curacao liqueur factory. We bought some souvenir bottles of curacao that were in the shape of jugs with Dutch artwork. We did experience some rudeness in Curacao though. Some guys were staring at my girlfriend with no shame and with full disrespect to me. I guess she looked exotic to them cause she’s Asian.

Willemstad, Curacao Skyline

Willemstad, Curacao Bridge

Curacao Woman

Willemstad, Curacao Teens
After Curacao, we went to St. Maarten/St. Martin where we enjoyed a beautiful beach not too far from the where the shipped docked in St. Maarten. For some reason that is all I remember from St. Maarten and that everything was more expensive on the French side of the island (St. Martin).

Beach in St. Maarten

Waterfront in French St. Martin
St. Thomas sucked due to all the residents who try to leach off the cruisers. This is the kind of place where they charge you hella money for every little thing. Taxi rides were $8 per person each way to get to Megan’s Bay from downtown. And when we got in the taxi, which was like a shuttle that carried up to 10-15 people, the guy tried to up the price to $9 per person until I told him his homeboy just told me $8. We also went on a skyride which was cool but again too expensive. It seems like all you can do in St. Thomas is shop for jewelry. Megan’s Bay, which is a top rated beach, sucked, especially since it started drizzling. They also charged us to get into the beach and for beach chairs. It wasn’t even close to being a nice as the beach in St. Maarten where we got a bucket of 6 beers, two beach chairs, and an umbrella for about $15.

St. Thomas, Virgin Islands Skyride

View of Charlotte Amalie, St. Thomas from the Top of the Skyride
Now, after scoring $100 roundtrip tickets to Monterrey, Mexico from Tijuana, I am happy to be traveling again. Originally a group of 10 of us, consisting of co-workers and their friends and significant others, were planning on going in January. We waited one day to to get confirmations from all travelers and the cheap tickets sold out. This morning, we saw that there were cheap tickets in February and decided we couldn’t sleep on it again. My co-worker Sinuhe was to buy four tickets and me three for the Feb. 18-23. He ended up buying the last four tickets. So me and Trisha are going with my other co-worker Manuel and his boyfriend Leo from Feb. 12-15 but they are staying until Feb. 16. A couple of my other co-workers, Debra and Ryan, that are going on Feb. 18 are upset that the group is split up but I convinced them to go and assured them that they will have the time of their lives with my very funny and ready to party co-worker Sinuhe. I also promised that we would all take a cruise together in the near future to make up for this fiasco.
We are flying on Viva Aerobus, which is a Mexican Airline that is based out of Monterrey, Mexico. From what I hear the ticket counter folks are the same folks that serve you drinks on the plane which makes me laugh just thinking about it. We will be driving down to Tijuana on the night of Feb. 12 and getting to Monterrey on Feb. 13 at 1AM. On the way back we will be taking a shuttle that moves people between East LA and Tijuana for about $25 roundtrip.
From what I hear, Monterrey is a very modern city and is very different compared to all other Mexican cities. There are sculptures everywhere, race tracks converted into trails, and old mills turned into museums.

Monterrey, Mexico
Before Monterrey, Trisha and I plan to go to Washington, D.C. for the presidential inauguration. We already got our tickets for the inauguration, we just need to find a flight and hotel now. More details to come.