These Beezies Must Be Krazy!!!

The award for worst song of 2008 goes to Pitbull and Lil Jon for the huge hit “Krazy.” This song is so one dimensional and is a step behind in the Miami music scene as well as the entire urban music scene in general. I know this is as stupid as the song itself, but I was always bothered by the the low word count in the song which caused me to waste a bunch of my precious time counting Pitbull’s awful lyrics. Here are my results:

Different words (from English, Spanish, and slang): 142, Super low in my opinion
Specific People: 17
Specific Places: 17
Nationalities: 4
Race: 1
Complexions: 2
Longest Word, English: Everybody (Pitbull got a complex vocabulary…Haha…j/k)
Longest Word, Spanish: Dominicanos
Words That No Language Would Ever Want: 12

Word Use Top Ten Ranking:
1. Krazy* (82 times)
2. Get (61)
3. Jump (60)
4. Let’s (40)
5. Now (29) (Tie)
5. Up (29) (Tie)
7. They (25)
8. Go (23)
9. Boom (22)
10. No (21)

*How come the word used most frequently is not even in the English language? Fucking Pitbull…

Pitbull’s favorite words from “Krazy”:
1. Krazy (Obviously)
2. Como (What Pitbull says to any question you may ask. Be prepared to ask the same question several times and explain with pictures and drawings.
3. Cubanos (Cause Cubans are dope minus Pitbull)
4. Castro (He was referencing the dictator in his experience “One Night in Castro on Castro” when he busted a brokeback in a dirty hourly hotel in the Castro with “Big Daddy” as Pitbull calls Fidel. I got the DVDs for sale for those that are interested…)
5. Boom (Cause he says that shit in every fucking song)

In Conclusion:
Pitbull is a party track kind of artist and don’t expect much more than that. I respected him for some of his other tracks but “Krazy” is just the biggest cop out ever. I hate hearing the youth of the different Latin and Hispanic backgrounds bump this song in their cars like it is the shit. I would rather listen to “Lean Like A Cholo,” “Magic Orgasms” or even “In The Ghetto.” I have yet to ever play “Krazy” at any gig and I promise to never play it unless I get a tip that matches my base fee, scouts honor. What a way to end the 2008 year…thanks Pitbull.

Peace y’all and pray for better/higher quality tracks in 2009.

Hater out…